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Eikman
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HdR - DRdK - MSaF
Thursday, November 27th 2003, 5:42pm
Herr der Ringe - Die Rückkehr des Königs - Mehr Spass am Film
hab ich irgendwo kopiert
- tand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"
- Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."
- At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat.
- Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."
- Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
- Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts
- Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
- When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"
- At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians
- Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
- When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck.
- Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.
- When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
- Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins
- In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
- Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.
- During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
- Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
- Start an Orc sing-a-long.
- Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.
hab ich irgendwo kopiert
Martin666
God
Re: HdR - DRdK - MSaF
Thursday, November 27th 2003, 6:03pm
Hehe, jo der mit Elrond ist gut aber der laufende Forest ist echt am besten.
Und DAS:
Und DAS:
wollte ich auch schon immer mal machen! Ich hab nur überhaupt keine Türsteher-qualitäten.
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Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."
TheJoker
God
Re: HdR - DRdK - MSaF
Thursday, November 27th 2003, 6:06pm
fällt mir jetzt erst auf... das ist ja der gleiche schauspieler
jo hier sieht mans ganz gut:
In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
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Ancalagon
God
Re: HdR - DRdK - MSaF
Thursday, November 27th 2003, 8:20pm
Fortsetzung:
- When you pay for your ticket hold your money up and yell "FOR GONDOR!!!!!!"
- When Elrond appears on screen, ask "Where's Neo?" -or- Ask people around you where all the other Elronds are
- After Return of the King, while everyone is crying and in shock, stand up and scream, "Wait a minute, was this a sequal to something? It didn't make any sense!"
- Everytime, when Gandalf appears on screen, shout: "Something's MAGNETIC here!!!"
- Very loudly say, "So if this is Middle Earth, is there a Top and Bottom Earth, or a Left and Right Earth?"
- If you end up seeing the extended versions of either Fellowship or Two Towers in the cinema, loudly identify all the stuff that wasn't originally in them.
- Whenever Legolas comes on the screen obnoxiously say to your neighbors "I like his hair! Do you like his hair? How'd he straighten it? Aww I wish I had his hair!!"
- When Gandalf reappears in TTT, scream atop of your lungs: "HEY! DIDN'T OBIWAN DIE IN THE LAST FILM?!"
- Loudly ask where they found a guy that thin to play Gollum
- Sit next to a person who is a little on the heavy side and scream "stupid fat hobbitises" every time they go to eat something
- Scream "It's Peter Jackson" every time an extra is on the screen
- Complain loudly every time something in the movie differs from the book, and explain the difference at length to the people next to you
- When someone dies in slo-mo, yell, "I love bullet-time!"
- At the end tell people that this was the weakest Harry Potter movie so far, it was nothing like the book!
maniac2k1
God
Re: HdR - DRdK - MSaF
Thursday, November 27th 2003, 10:08pm
;D
"was nützt ihnen ein ring wenn sie keinen finger haben um ihn zu tragen"
der "run forest" ist auch geil
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kaum denkt man, die dummheit hat ihre untere grenze erreicht, kommt schon der nächste zum limbo-contest um die ecke...
Martin666
God
Re: HdR - DRdK - MSaF
Thursday, November 27th 2003, 11:33pm
[list]
Fortsetzung:
- When you pay for your ticket hold your money up and yell "FOR GONDOR!!!!!!"
- Whenever Legolas comes on the screen obnoxiously say to your neighbors "I like his hair! Do you like his hair? How'd he
- Scream "It's Peter Jackson" every time an extra is on the screen
LOOL. Das erste ist göttlich!. Beim zweiten denk ich mir, eigentlich möchte ich keine Blonden Haare aufm Kopf und Brünette im Gesicht haben. Und das dritte hab ich net kapiert.[/list]
woodstock
God
Re: HdR - DRdK - MSaF
Friday, November 28th 2003, 1:50am
das hab ich bei Matrix Revolutions gemacht als trinity gestorben ist :-X ;D
Hö? Trinity stirbt? Sollte ich mir Revolutions doch mal anschauen? Hab gehört der wär unerträglich schlecht....
@Topic: Großes Kino!
Woodstock
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