Republicans say "Don't blame Mordor for being evil, it was the Elves that created the rings of power. The Dark Lord is a job creator for millions of orcs and trolls, so it's time to defund the regulatory agencies like Gondor and Rohan that are strangling evil from growing."
Steward Denethor could learn a thing or two from the pro-growth policies that Saruman has implemented over in Isengard. The White Wizard has brought about a friendly business climate with few environmental regulations (just look at all the new logging and mining operations around his tower), low taxes, and a strong national defense.
Three Rings for the Asian-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Euro-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Americans doomed to die,
One Percent: the Dark Lords on their dark thrones
In the Land of Wall Street where the Shadows lie.
One Economy to rule them all, One Dow to find them,
One FED to bring them all and in their Poverty bind them;
In the Land of Wall Street where the Shadows lie.