TOP 11 REASONS WHY HAVING E-MAIL IS LIKE HAVING A P.E.N.I.S!!!
11) Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.
10) Those who have it think those who don't are somehow inferior.
9) Those who don't have it may agree that it is neat, but think it is not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.

Many of those who don't have it would like to try it, a phenomenon psychologists call e-mail Envy.
7) It is more fun when it is up, but this makes it hard to get any real work done.
6) In the distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it mostly for fun.
5) Without proper precautions it can spread viruses.
4) Constant use makes it difficult to think coherently.
3) We attach an importance to it that is much greater than its actual size and influence warrants.
2) If you are not careful what you do with it, it can get you into a lot of trouble.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY E-MAIL IS LIKE HAVING A P.E.N.I.S:
1) If you play with it too much, you'll go blind!!