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Sunday, June 20th 2010, 8:00pm

"The BP president said yesterday that the company would survive. That's like someone running over your dog and saying, 'Don't worry, my car is fine.'" —Jimmy Fallon

"Here's a little bit of good news. The Coast Guard says that BP is now catching up to 630,000 gallons of oil a day. The bad news is that they're capturing it with ducks." —Jimmy Fallon

"This Tony Haywire guy, whatever his name is, he told the BBC on Sunday that he believes the new oil cap that they've installed will eventually capture the vast majority of oil spewing from the well. You know, if they could capture half the BS spewing from Tony Hayward, people would be thrilled." —Jay Leno

"BP CEO Tony Hayward said he would just like to get his life back. He wants to get his life back. You know, I say give him life plus 20." —Jay Leno

"A few days ago, Vice President Biden and Rahm Emanuel had a water gun fight during a party at Biden's house. Meanwhile, Sasha and Malia spent the last few days trying to solve the BP oil crisis." —Jimmy Fallon

"BP wants Twitter to shut down a fake BP account that is mocking the oil company. In response, Twitter wants BP to shut down the oil leak that's ruining the ocean." —Jimmy Fallon

"The oil spill is getting bad. There is so much oil and tar now in the Gulf of Mexico, Cubans can now walk to Miami." –David Letterman

"A new poll found that 43 percent of Americans think President Obama is doing a good job at handling the BP oil spill. Of course, the same poll found that 43 percent of Americans hate pelicans." –Jimmy Fallon

"And today at a press conference, Obama said that the government does not have better technology than BP. That's a nice thing to announce to the world, that our government has fewer resources than a company that tried to plug a hole with a 'top hat.'" –Jimmy Fallon

"Well, folks, here's the latest update. I guess this is good news. BP officials say the 'top kill' plan is working. The bad news — BP officials are a bunch of lying weasels." –Jay Leno

"In a new interview, BP's CEO said that the Gulf Coast oil spill is relatively tiny compared to the 'very big ocean.' That's like telling someone who's just been shot not to worry about the bullet because they're really, really fat." –Jimmy Fallon

"Scientists say they have developed a car that can run on water. The only catch is, the water has to come from the Gulf of Mexico." -Jay Leno

"I love this. On the news today, the CEO of British Petroleum says he believes the overall environmental impact of this oil spill will be very, very modest. Yeah. If you live in England!" –Jay Leno

"BP has inserted a siphon tube into the well to suck up all the oil from the spill. And they've had a lot of experience in this area, by the way. This is the same tube they've been using to suck the money out of our wallets for the past 50 years." –Jay Leno

"What they're going to do is they're going to suck all of that oil that's leaking into the gulf and pump it up into a tanker. Now the bad news is the tanker is the Exxon Valdez." –David Letterman

"In Louisiana, BP claims that it's making progress with the leaking oil in the Gulf. They're working on a plan to heat the Gulf up to 600 degrees and use it to fry chicken." –Jimmy Kimmel

"Have you been following the big oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico? Or as we call it now, the Dead Sea." –David Letterman

"There is so much oil now in the Gulf of Mexico, and you can thank the folks of British Petroleum for this, so much oil in the Gulf, you can now park on it." –David Letterman

"And tar is washing up onto the beaches — big globs of tar. And people are saying, 'Is that going to ruin our summer at the beach?' No, of course not. You take the big blobs of tar and you use them to hold down your blanket." –David Letterman

"This oil spill in the Gulf is affecting everybody. In fact, when I went to lunch this weekend and ordered the sea bass, they asked if I wanted it regular or unleaded." —David Letterman

"British Petroleum said today that if this spill gets worse, they may soon have to start drilling for water." —Jay Leno

"Dick Cheney's pals at Halliburton ... say they're going to do the underwater cement job to plug the hole. I thought, wait a minute, this is a mistake. Underwater cement? You call the mafia. Am I right?" —David Letterman

"The oil company said it was the rig company's fault. The rig company said it was Halliburton. And somehow, each time they passed the blame, Goldman Sachs made a hundred million dollars." —Bill Maher

"We're still dropping things on it. This is like if your toilet overflowed and you tried to fix it by smashing it with a brick. Their next idea is to get the old lady from Titanic and she's going to throw her jewelry at it." —Bill Maher, on the oil spill in the Gulf

"You folks been following the big British Petroleum oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico? I'm telling you, British Petroleum has put more birds in oil than Colonel Sanders." —David Letterman

"On Monday, British Petroleum promised to pay all necessary cleanup costs for this oil spill. And they said they will do it, no matter how much they have to raise gas prices." —Jay Leno

"They say the oil spill has the potential to kill more wildlife than a Sarah Palin hunting trip." —David Letterman

"This is the worst thing to happen to beaches since the Speedo." —Bill Maher, on the oil spill on the Gulf of Mexico

"The plan is to contain the oil slick with fire-retardant beams, and then set fire to the oil that pools on the surface. They say if it works there in the Gulf, they're going to try it on the cast of Jersey Shore." —Bill Maher

"By the way, Sarah Palin, if you're watching, how is that offshore drilling working out for ya?" —David Letterman

"Bad news, it's going to be a huge environmental disaster, the oil rig down there in the Gulf of Mexico. The good news is they think now that the oil spill will be diluted by the melting ice caps." —David Letterman
Rapante, Rapante, lass’n Haate daate! Manno!

hugoLOST

Foren-Inventar

Sunday, June 20th 2010, 8:47pm

Intel I7 4790K@4,9GHz | Gigabyte G1.Sniper Z97 | 16GB Teamgroup Vulcano Red 1866MHz | Asus STRIX 1070TI STRIX Advanced 2012MHz/4400MHz | Crucial M500 480GB | Coolermaster Silentgold 800W

Tuesday, June 22nd 2010, 1:17am

Mal wieder was aus der Rubrik "Leute mit zuviel Freizeit". Heute: Das Lego Scharfschützengewehr: :D :D :D

--> http://www.isnichwahr.de/r71170033-lego-…tzengewehr.html
Die Weisheit des Tages: "Nein, ISDN ist nicht die Abkürzung für 'Ich seh da nix'..." ^^

"10 Stunden harte Arbeit sind nix für ne Bürotussi wie mich..." - Chewy

Shoggy

Sven - Admin

Thursday, June 24th 2010, 7:13pm

Spoon vs. Spoon

Geile Fortsetzung :thumbup:

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iPad als Skateboard 8)

Thursday, June 24th 2010, 10:54pm

Muahaha...herrlich der Hinweis: Warning: may void warranty and cause nerds to cringe :thumbsup:

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Zähne ziehen mal anders:

http://www.viddler.com/explore/failblog/videos/628/44.058/

Friday, June 25th 2010, 12:53pm

Britischer Humor macht auch vor Piloten nicht Halt: :thumbsup:

--> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-…-Snowdonia.html
Die Weisheit des Tages: "Nein, ISDN ist nicht die Abkürzung für 'Ich seh da nix'..." ^^

"10 Stunden harte Arbeit sind nix für ne Bürotussi wie mich..." - Chewy

Friday, June 25th 2010, 2:23pm

iPhone 4 Au Spack Video von spreeblick:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVGVvPlbJVg&feature=player_embedded#!

...die englischen Untertitel nicht übersehen :thumbsup:

This post has been edited 1 times, last edit by "tRIACTIs" (Jun 25th 2010, 2:24pm)

Saturday, June 26th 2010, 8:41am

Gute work-live-balance ist, wenn man von seinem Privatleben erschöpfter ist als von der Arbeit.

Shoggy

Sven - Admin

Tuesday, June 29th 2010, 6:28pm

Java 4-ever

Demnächst in deinem Kino :D

Wednesday, June 30th 2010, 1:06am

Eine Flugshow von Skip Steward. Einmal von außen und einmal von innen. Also bei sowas wöllte ich devinitiv NICHT als Passagier mitfliegen wollen... :P :D
Die Weisheit des Tages: "Nein, ISDN ist nicht die Abkürzung für 'Ich seh da nix'..." ^^

"10 Stunden harte Arbeit sind nix für ne Bürotussi wie mich..." - Chewy

Wednesday, June 30th 2010, 11:09am

so schneide ich auch mein fleisch in zukunft: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hfLZozBVpM

Wednesday, June 30th 2010, 6:35pm

This post has been edited 1 times, last edit by "hobbes_dmS" (Jul 1st 2010, 12:02am)

Gute work-live-balance ist, wenn man von seinem Privatleben erschöpfter ist als von der Arbeit.

Thursday, July 1st 2010, 10:47am

Gruß, Micha.

Saturday, July 3rd 2010, 8:05am

Gute work-live-balance ist, wenn man von seinem Privatleben erschöpfter ist als von der Arbeit.

Sunday, July 4th 2010, 11:16pm

Delling vs Netzer, volle Breitseite von Delling: :D :D :D :thumbsup:

--> http://www.chilloutzone.net/video/sie-sind-der-experte.html

"...die Betonung liegt auf 'Ex'.." ^^
Die Weisheit des Tages: "Nein, ISDN ist nicht die Abkürzung für 'Ich seh da nix'..." ^^

"10 Stunden harte Arbeit sind nix für ne Bürotussi wie mich..." - Chewy

Monday, July 5th 2010, 1:21am

Der Grund, warum Päärchen NIE zusammen Rennen fahren sollten:

--> http://www.chilloutzone.net/video/hummer-racing-dialog.html

Unbedingt bis zum Ende schauen... :thumbsup:
Die Weisheit des Tages: "Nein, ISDN ist nicht die Abkürzung für 'Ich seh da nix'..." ^^

"10 Stunden harte Arbeit sind nix für ne Bürotussi wie mich..." - Chewy

Tuesday, July 6th 2010, 7:09pm

This post has been edited 1 times, last edit by "elbarto`" (Jul 7th 2010, 12:11pm)

Friday, July 9th 2010, 8:19am

Gute work-live-balance ist, wenn man von seinem Privatleben erschöpfter ist als von der Arbeit.